Medium Pimpin in NYC

Not quite big pimpin'...still got bills to pay and deals to make.
Here I will describe my trip to NYC, with nothing but one-liners.
I sold my soul to the devil, in return I got a week in New York.
Fair trade.

Flew in Tuesday.
Had awesome pizza.
Drank mountain dew.
Drank.
Stayed with Danette.
Rode the subway system everyday like it was my....
Met interesting characters.
Went to Time Square.
Saw the Prodigy and Busy P opened for them.
Intense show, lots of crazy mother heffers there.
Danette got mauled by some fat guy and some chick head-bashed her lip.
Sucked for her.
I saved her from uncertain doom of being sucked into the floor.
Probably one of the best shows I've been to.
#2 on my list next to the Coheed/Thursday @ Masquerade.
Went home and a woman threw up all over me on the way back.
Awesome?
Went to Bapes, OriginalFake (UnionNY), Supreme, TokiDoki.
Went to Coney Island.
Ate at Nathan's.
Went to the Aquarium.
Walked the boardwalk.
Hung out with Eric and his wifey.
Ate Dim Sum.
Had tea.
Took pictures.
Spent too much money.
Had fun.
Lots of fun.
Good times.
Flew back.
Home.