1 year ago
31 March, 2009
being funny.
back in atlanta, being a menace to society. or maybe just me...someone knows. hahahahahahahaha. me, dana, alex, dan, fletcher, james all hangin out. distracted alex for somewhat of some time to his "suprise" birthday party for the night@andretti's. managed to get like 15~20 people to come out. good times. ihop afterwards and yet another bday embarrasment for him by the waiter with a giant icecream lol.
30 March, 2009
idiocracy
Came back to ATL yesterday, hung out with Shawn doing hoodrat things. Ate at Johnny's Pizza. Just isn't the same as NYC Pizza! While at McDonald's, we saw some McRowdyness. Went to Blockbuster to return Grid, it's an ok game but gets boring quick. Rented Idiocracy. As Shawn says, it predicts the future quite well. People turn into retards in the future. Took some pictures at the Blockbuster that I thought were interesting/funny.
ny style...not quite.
mcrowdy.
hey jude.
this isn't funny.
that's not racist or anything. lol.
wtgay?
lol???WTF?
ny style...not quite.
mcrowdy.
hey jude.
this isn't funny.
that's not racist or anything. lol.
wtgay?
lol???WTF?
Medium Pimpin in NYC
Not quite big pimpin'...still got bills to pay and deals to make.
Here I will describe my trip to NYC, with nothing but one-liners.
I sold my soul to the devil, in return I got a week in New York.
Fair trade.
Flew in Tuesday.
Had awesome pizza.
Drank mountain dew.
Drank.
Stayed with Danette.
Rode the subway system everyday like it was my....
Met interesting characters.
Went to Time Square.
Saw the Prodigy and Busy P opened for them.
Intense show, lots of crazy mother heffers there.
Danette got mauled by some fat guy and some chick head-bashed her lip.
Sucked for her.
I saved her from uncertain doom of being sucked into the floor.
Probably one of the best shows I've been to.
#2 on my list next to the Coheed/Thursday @ Masquerade.
Went home and a woman threw up all over me on the way back.
Awesome?
Went to Bapes, OriginalFake (UnionNY), Supreme, TokiDoki.
Went to Coney Island.
Ate at Nathan's.
Went to the Aquarium.
Walked the boardwalk.
Hung out with Eric and his wifey.
Ate Dim Sum.
Had tea.
Took pictures.
Spent too much money.
Had fun.
Lots of fun.
Good times.
Flew back.
Home.
Here I will describe my trip to NYC, with nothing but one-liners.
I sold my soul to the devil, in return I got a week in New York.
Fair trade.
Flew in Tuesday.
Had awesome pizza.
Drank mountain dew.
Drank.
Stayed with Danette.
Rode the subway system everyday like it was my....
Met interesting characters.
Went to Time Square.
Saw the Prodigy and Busy P opened for them.
Intense show, lots of crazy mother heffers there.
Danette got mauled by some fat guy and some chick head-bashed her lip.
Sucked for her.
I saved her from uncertain doom of being sucked into the floor.
Probably one of the best shows I've been to.
#2 on my list next to the Coheed/Thursday @ Masquerade.
Went home and a woman threw up all over me on the way back.
Awesome?
Went to Bapes, OriginalFake (UnionNY), Supreme, TokiDoki.
Went to Coney Island.
Ate at Nathan's.
Went to the Aquarium.
Walked the boardwalk.
Hung out with Eric and his wifey.
Ate Dim Sum.
Had tea.
Took pictures.
Spent too much money.
Had fun.
Lots of fun.
Good times.
Flew back.
Home.
23 March, 2009
first week of spring break.
Thursday
So yeah, finished classes Wednesday and stuff. I went to pick my Danette up from the aero port. I picked up Jon from Augusta, and we went rolling around. Went to Columbia to rendezvous with all them other A-town (not ATL) people. Got a little drunk, while our little friend got ha ha ha hella wasted. Passed out for the night.
Friday
We were all pretty tired from the previous night. Dropped everyone off, then went back home to take a nap. Went back out to downtown Aiken. WHAT THE FUCK BORING. There were 3 bars. It must've been senior citizen night or something, everyone was 40+ up. I felt too young to be in there. I got carded twice within 10 minutes of entering/exiting the same bar. I still look like I'm 12 :( lol. Friday was pretty mediocre. I met some interesting people as the night went on. That's about it.
Saturday: Boat Edition
I'm on a boat and, it's going fast and...yeah you know the rest. Anyway, went to the lake with some old friends of mine, saw Joel, Hope, Andrew, Roush, and Erika. Was fun. Good hanging out with old friends from school and people I haven't seen in years. Later on in the night we went to see "The Watchmen" and I can honestly say anyone that hates on the movie...fuck you!!! Haha. Pretty much an awesome movie and well thought out and it's definitely up there on the good movie list, I'm sure the people who hated it just didn't understand the movie and zoned out not paying attention to the story at all, because they're used to watching movies without stories.
Sunday: Just Married. I missed you.
I dropped Danette off at the aero port. Drove back to Atlanta, friends texted me along the way asking for my friend's number (who happened to live in my apartment complex). I told them I was about 2 hours away; knowing they were up to no good I decided to play along, as I teased Shawn for talking to Larisa pretty much any chance I get to, I knew something was coming. Just didn't know what. They were eating at an Applebee's in the area, I ate with them, and asked if they could open my garage since Dat still had my remote so I could crank the 240. Alex said they couldn't stay for long so they just stopped by, opened my garage, and voila....my 240 is lavishly decorated as a practical joke.
Thanks dudes,
You guys are rad!!! haha.
So yeah, finished classes Wednesday and stuff. I went to pick my Danette up from the aero port. I picked up Jon from Augusta, and we went rolling around. Went to Columbia to rendezvous with all them other A-town (not ATL) people. Got a little drunk, while our little friend got ha ha ha hella wasted. Passed out for the night.
Friday
We were all pretty tired from the previous night. Dropped everyone off, then went back home to take a nap. Went back out to downtown Aiken. WHAT THE FUCK BORING. There were 3 bars. It must've been senior citizen night or something, everyone was 40+ up. I felt too young to be in there. I got carded twice within 10 minutes of entering/exiting the same bar. I still look like I'm 12 :( lol. Friday was pretty mediocre. I met some interesting people as the night went on. That's about it.
Saturday: Boat Edition
I'm on a boat and, it's going fast and...yeah you know the rest. Anyway, went to the lake with some old friends of mine, saw Joel, Hope, Andrew, Roush, and Erika. Was fun. Good hanging out with old friends from school and people I haven't seen in years. Later on in the night we went to see "The Watchmen" and I can honestly say anyone that hates on the movie...fuck you!!! Haha. Pretty much an awesome movie and well thought out and it's definitely up there on the good movie list, I'm sure the people who hated it just didn't understand the movie and zoned out not paying attention to the story at all, because they're used to watching movies without stories.
Sunday: Just Married. I missed you.
I dropped Danette off at the aero port. Drove back to Atlanta, friends texted me along the way asking for my friend's number (who happened to live in my apartment complex). I told them I was about 2 hours away; knowing they were up to no good I decided to play along, as I teased Shawn for talking to Larisa pretty much any chance I get to, I knew something was coming. Just didn't know what. They were eating at an Applebee's in the area, I ate with them, and asked if they could open my garage since Dat still had my remote so I could crank the 240. Alex said they couldn't stay for long so they just stopped by, opened my garage, and voila....my 240 is lavishly decorated as a practical joke.
Thanks dudes,
You guys are rad!!! haha.